Pick-up line of the week (Valentine's Day edition).

A guy in a bar pointed to his eye, then gestured a heart with his index fingers and thumbs, and pointed to me. (literally "eye heart you").

I shook my head no. He then turned his pick up line around by pointing to me, then the heart gesture, then his eye, while making a face that implied "question mark." Needless to say this left his attempt open-ended for another "no."

While I admit this pick-up line (if you can call it that) is original and I don't know many females that have gotten picked up with sign language, let alone poor usage of it, this tactic should be left up to the hearing impaired.

Best pick-up lines of the week.

and by best, I mean the worst.

-Excuse me, but are you Italian? (me: no) Really, you're not? (me: no, I have blonde hair/blue eyes). You have the facial structure of an Italian though. (me: umm ok).

-You remind me of the little sister I never had...I want to just like put you in a little box and take you home to my mom.

-Damn girl, you did very well tonight. Looking fiiiine.