Best pick-up lines of the week.
and by best, I mean the worst.
-Excuse me, but are you Italian? (me: no) Really, you're not? (me: no, I have blonde hair/blue eyes). You have the facial structure of an Italian though. (me: umm ok).
-You remind me of the little sister I never had...I want to just like put you in a little box and take you home to my mom.
-Damn girl, you did very well tonight. Looking fiiiine.
-Excuse me, but are you Italian? (me: no) Really, you're not? (me: no, I have blonde hair/blue eyes). You have the facial structure of an Italian though. (me: umm ok).
-You remind me of the little sister I never had...I want to just like put you in a little box and take you home to my mom.
-Damn girl, you did very well tonight. Looking fiiiine.
posted by Lizzy T. @ 8:30 AM
1 Comments:
At 10:29 AM,
Anonymous said…
so a few nights ago, i was with mariel in the city, and i got
"can i take you home with me....followed by , remmeber when u had my baby..."
yeah that goes in the record books!!
dawg- listen we need to hang out asap.. i miss you!
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